Stages my Theon feels have gone through:
Stage 1: *after I watched all of season 1 in less than two days* “Ok…so is that another Stark? Aren’t there like…60 Starks? I’m so confused…”
Stage 2: *beginning of season 2 (after i discovered the tumblr got fandom)* “Oh look it’s Theon! I ship Throbb…just saying. nbd”
Stage 3: *a few episodes in* “Oh look, Theon looks pretty good half dressed. Yup. I approve. Oh he’s kinda a man-slut isn’t he?”
Stage 4: *another episode* “THEON. I hate Balon. Go away.”
Stage 5: *rewatches season 1 with Sarah. Jamie talks about Theon.* “FUCK YOU JAMIE AND YOUR SEXY FACE. STOP PICKING ON MY BABY.”
Stage 6: “GO BACK TO ROBB. NoOoOoO! My feels gak”
Stage 7: *me currently* “Seriously. Say anything about my baby and I will cut you. Yes that is directed to you, crew, Asha/Yara, Balon. And yes I know what happens next but fuck off haters. He’s amazing and he just wants to be loved and GAK. I LOVE HIM!”
That’s about it…
Greyjoy inspired nails
Nail polishes used: “Sparklehorse” by Kat Von D for Sephora; “Ink Splatter” by Sally Hansen Crackle Overcoat; light blue glitter from POP cosmetics “Glitter Must Have, Double Rainbow”
The crackle is for the cliffs in Pyke and the blue sparkles are for the water. The yellow is obviously for the squid…
Here’s the photo board for my Greyjoy nails. I’m posting full sized pictures in a second because I took extra pics this time and they look pretty small on the collage.
When I paint my nails for the houses I start acting like them…
Last two weeks were the Starks and the North in general and I felt all mellow kinda and I literally found a reason to say “Winter is Coming!” Every day, and the reasons actually made sense.
Now I have Greyjoy nails and so far I’ve been all pissy and I was just like “I’m about to pay the Iron Price if it’ll shut you guys up…” I literally just said that…I might kill someone when I do my Targaryen or Lannister nails…Pretty sure this is not ok…
Anywho…I’ll post pictures soon…
-Bree
