Stages my Theon feels have gone through:
Stage 1: *after I watched all of season 1 in less than two days* “Ok…so is that another Stark? Aren’t there like…60 Starks? I’m so confused…”
Stage 2: *beginning of season 2 (after i discovered the tumblr got fandom)* “Oh look it’s Theon! I ship Throbb…just saying. nbd”
Stage 3: *a few episodes in* “Oh look, Theon looks pretty good half dressed. Yup. I approve. Oh he’s kinda a man-slut isn’t he?”
Stage 4: *another episode* “THEON. I hate Balon. Go away.”
Stage 5: *rewatches season 1 with Sarah. Jamie talks about Theon.* “FUCK YOU JAMIE AND YOUR SEXY FACE. STOP PICKING ON MY BABY.”
Stage 6: “GO BACK TO ROBB. NoOoOoO! My feels gak”
Stage 7: *me currently* “Seriously. Say anything about my baby and I will cut you. Yes that is directed to you, crew, Asha/Yara, Balon. And yes I know what happens next but fuck off haters. He’s amazing and he just wants to be loved and GAK. I LOVE HIM!”
That’s about it…
So the Greyjoys are now seals...
- Me: So much symbolism!
- Sarah: What...
- Me: Oh. Just Bran's dream about the sea coming to Winterfell. It's not the real sea it's-
- Sarah: PHOQUES!!! (aka Seal in French)
- Me: The Greyjoys are kinda fucks...
- Sarah: I don't know who they are but I like them.
- Me: Theon's family...
- Sarah: Oh. Yeah, they're my new in laws. They're phoques.
Greyjoy inspired nails
Nail polishes used: “Sparklehorse” by Kat Von D for Sephora; “Ink Splatter” by Sally Hansen Crackle Overcoat; light blue glitter from POP cosmetics “Glitter Must Have, Double Rainbow”
The crackle is for the cliffs in Pyke and the blue sparkles are for the water. The yellow is obviously for the squid…
Here’s the photo board for my Greyjoy nails. I’m posting full sized pictures in a second because I took extra pics this time and they look pretty small on the collage.
So…this week I’ve had “We Do Not Sow” and “What Is Dead May Never Die” written on my wrist.
I still don’t like the Greyjoys though. Ok only Theon. Yeah.
It’s just to make my photo board (for the Greyjoy nails) look good
whenever I actually make it, someone even asked for it…it’s coming…eventually. I’m just busy! I don’t have classes tomorrow so I’ll be at home doing nothing. So…yeah. I’ll do it tomorrow.
So this just happened,
“What’s the point in learning shit when I can just stab someone and take their money?” Followed in my head by: “I don’t sow. Like a Greyjoy”
Remember the thing I said about my nail polish affecting my mood? It’s happening again. I feel pretty BA.
omfg. These are so cute.