Stages my Theon feels have gone through:
Stage 1: *after I watched all of season 1 in less than two days* “Ok…so is that another Stark? Aren’t there like…60 Starks? I’m so confused…”
Stage 2: *beginning of season 2 (after i discovered the tumblr got fandom)* “Oh look it’s Theon! I ship Throbb…just saying. nbd”
Stage 3: *a few episodes in* “Oh look, Theon looks pretty good half dressed. Yup. I approve. Oh he’s kinda a man-slut isn’t he?”
Stage 4: *another episode* “THEON. I hate Balon. Go away.”
Stage 5: *rewatches season 1 with Sarah. Jamie talks about Theon.* “FUCK YOU JAMIE AND YOUR SEXY FACE. STOP PICKING ON MY BABY.”
Stage 6: “GO BACK TO ROBB. NoOoOoO! My feels gak”
Stage 7: *me currently* “Seriously. Say anything about my baby and I will cut you. Yes that is directed to you, crew, Asha/Yara, Balon. And yes I know what happens next but fuck off haters. He’s amazing and he just wants to be loved and GAK. I LOVE HIM!”
That’s about it…
