Just talking 'bout Robb
- Sarah: I want to touch his hair
- Me: We're just going to awkwardly reach across the table and touch his hair at comic con
- Sarah: I'll do it
- Me: YOLO
- Sarah: OOYL
- Me: what...
- Sarah: Once only you live. Yoda.
- Me: Or Jamie Lannister...cause he's dyslexic...
Rewatching GoT with Sarah
- i just found a horn
- omg guise
- im rich guise
- i got a horn
- i can bring all the giants to the yard
- cause my horn it's louder than yours
Me: Joffrey needs to get tortured by a Mord-Sith pretty sure that would work…wait…wrong series…
Yup that just happened…I was totally like “why hasn’t that happened yet!?! Oh…right…”
I can’t be the only one that used to watch that show that watches Game of Thrones now right?
I`m sorry guys, but for the Lannisters there should be a new category of “ILFs”: LILF- Lannister I`d like to fuck. Just saying
If you get LILF I get PILF, psychopath I’d like to fuck, just because that covers half the characters. Including Theon…
- Me: L-Y-A-N-N-A
- Sarah: *pronounces it totally wrong*
- Me: No.
- Sarah: It was in a book I read-
- Me: Oh you read it in a book? Huh? You read lots of books?
- Sarah: *grumbling*
- Me: You're such a Sam!
- Sarah: Sam makes a good pillow.
- Me: Oh do you make a good pillow too?
- Sarah: No. *insert 'jokes over' & 'bitch please' faces here*
This is a Theon rant brought to you by Bree @ fuck-yeah-game-of-thrones
I’m not even going to put this below the cut because I’m not planning on being spoilery, and this is important to me.
Ok. I know there are so many of you that just hate Theon. But I don’t, I don’t see how it’s possible. Yes Theon made some really bad choices but didn’t you see how his Balon treated him when he tried to go home? His dad treated him like he could honestly care less that his son had been taken from him when he was a kid, not only that but he blamed Theon for it. Last time I checked the nine year old didn’t start the rebellion.
And at that point the right choice to make would have been to go back to Robb because he and Robb are best friends and Robb accepts him, but I understand why he didn’t. Theon was never really a Stark, he was raised among them but he wasn’t one of them. So when he was in the position of choosing between two families that he didn’t really belong to he chose the one that was actually related to him. I mean Theon has some major daddy issues, and who wouldn’t in his situation?
I am by no means condoning what he did in the last episode or anything he will do in the future but I’m just saying that if you put yourself in that situation would you do any better? Really? Not just how you would want to act but how you would act.
I may be totally off but I feel like people don’t like Theon because they see themselves in him. As far as I can tell there are so many things about him that are relatable. I know that everyone can say that at one point or another they haven’t fit in.
I don’t know. Food for thought I guess.
I guess message me what you think haha
That awkward moment when I reblog stuff on the wrong blog.
oops haha
I can’t be the only one that thinks Alfie Allen really needs to win an Emmy, right?
Stages my Theon feels have gone through:
Stage 1: *after I watched all of season 1 in less than two days* “Ok…so is that another Stark? Aren’t there like…60 Starks? I’m so confused…”
Stage 2: *beginning of season 2 (after i discovered the tumblr got fandom)* “Oh look it’s Theon! I ship Throbb…just saying. nbd”
Stage 3: *a few episodes in* “Oh look, Theon looks pretty good half dressed. Yup. I approve. Oh he’s kinda a man-slut isn’t he?”
Stage 4: *another episode* “THEON. I hate Balon. Go away.”
Stage 5: *rewatches season 1 with Sarah. Jamie talks about Theon.* “FUCK YOU JAMIE AND YOUR SEXY FACE. STOP PICKING ON MY BABY.”
Stage 6: “GO BACK TO ROBB. NoOoOoO! My feels gak”
Stage 7: *me currently* “Seriously. Say anything about my baby and I will cut you. Yes that is directed to you, crew, Asha/Yara, Balon. And yes I know what happens next but fuck off haters. He’s amazing and he just wants to be loved and GAK. I LOVE HIM!”
That’s about it…
So the Greyjoys are now seals...
- Me: So much symbolism!
- Sarah: What...
- Me: Oh. Just Bran's dream about the sea coming to Winterfell. It's not the real sea it's-
- Sarah: PHOQUES!!! (aka Seal in French)
- Me: The Greyjoys are kinda fucks...
- Sarah: I don't know who they are but I like them.
- Me: Theon's family...
- Sarah: Oh. Yeah, they're my new in laws. They're phoques.
